If you’ve been anxiously awaiting the final Fifty Shades of Grey movie, well … your wait isn’t done, but there’s something to tide you over now. The teaser trailer for Fifty Shades Freed , the final movie in the trilogy, was liberated on Sept. 10, and it’s seeming true to form. Which is to say, sexy as hell and kind of over the top about it.

The trailer opens, of course, with ominous music, and a shot of … a wedding dress? Hanging from a chandelier? The voiceover recites a romantic wedding pledge, as two people, a man and a woman, put on their wedding finery. Why? Because the two main characters, Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey, are getting married, of course! The trailer shows them exchanging vows, resounds, the whole nine yards, all complete with a beautiful dress, because what’s a bridal scene without the style porn?( Don’t worry, the regular porn comes subsequently .)

The trailer shows the happy couple on what looks like their honeymoon, in some beautiful, tropical location, complete with blue sea and sunny skies, and sultry glimpses exchanged over the top of sunglasses. But then, there’s a handgun? And a vehicle chase? And people shooting at one another? And yes, yes, a lot of sexy shoots of riding harvests and the organizations and chiefs tossed back with close-ups on the lips. Also, an apparent kidnap?

Which is all to say, there is indeed some drama coming in this final installment of the Fifty Shades Of Grey trilogy.

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