Denny’s is best known for their signature Grand Slam breakfasts, but that may have just changed…
All eyes are on their moderately new , not so appetizing mascot-type thing that a lot of people suppose bears a striking similarity to feces.
It’s kind of impossible not to see it.
Denny’s was likely aiming for a friendly sausage as their mascot, but at best we have a face that seems more like it’s greeting us to the bathroom than a restaurant — and some people are straight up calling it a “turd.”
And what’s with those long limbs? And that dreadful fashion sense?
A turd in a fedora. I bet he’s huge on Reddit.
— brx0 (@ brx0) September 10, 2017
You better eat that lunch! The Denny’s turd expended all morning slaving over a hot lavatory bowl to make it.
— Hipster Sasquatch (@ Gr8SageEqlofHvn) September 10, 2017
Others can’t help but stimulate crappy bathroom gags at Denny’s expense.
Wierd he typically merely shows up when you finish eating
— Neil Armstrong (@ FatMan_OnTheRun) September 10, 2017
Denny’s does often gives me “the slams”
— maphew (@ grown_ass_manx) September 9, 2017
Well, shit. What are we going to eat for lunch?
— Paula Hunt (@ thepaulahunt) September 10, 2017
Truth in ad, I respect that.
— Kevin Collins (@ AllHailBrak5 7) September 10, 2017
And some are just plain confused.
Is that a Sausage Party character?
— Will Michael O’Neil (@ ThisIsReadade) September 11, 2017
What is this even?
— Rebekkah Porter (@ RebekkahPorter) September 11, 2017
what is that supposed to be ?!
— Em (@ embellydance) September 10, 2017
Regardless of what he’s actually supposed to be, one thing is for sure: this little guy definitely does not look like something you want to eat.