Several years ago, I determined that itd be a great notion to get a perm. Dont ask me what came over memy whisker is long, coarse, and stick straight naturally. But, apparently I easily fall into the wanting what you cant have trap.
So, one unsuspecting Tuesday evening, I wandered into my hairdresser and told him to go for it. I wanted to perm my mane. And, against his better judgment, he did it.
Im sure you can tell where this is going.
By the time he turned around the chair so I could face myself in the mirror, I was nearly in tears. I looked like I had stuck my thumb in a light socketor like I could pass as a prize poodle in the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show. Or, maybe even like a poodle who had an inauspiciou run-in with said light socket.
Too proud to admit to my bad decision, I pasted on a smile, told him I loved it, and instantly began wondering what I was going to do when I presented up at the office the next day. How was I going to explain this?
Well, my friends, this story only continues becoming ever more embarrassing. When my co-workers remarked on how theyd ever seen my hair so curly before, I was too mortified to confess my nasty blunder. Instead, I told them that my hair was naturally that curly and I only didnt had a chance to straighten it that morninga lie I then kept up for the next two years.
First of all, please are well aware that Im wincing over here. But, I envision my shame is well worth it if we can all extract a major lesson from my own humiliation.
Whats the lesson? While there are some harmless lies that everyone tells, there are other that you merely cant undo at the agency. So, take it from the girl with the unfortunate perm, its better if you only never tell them in the first place.
1. Claiming Youre Going to a Funeral
Youre actively job searching and need to take some time off for an interview you have scheduled. But, when your boss asks in passing what you have planned for your afternoon out of the office, you panic.
Before you can manage to think of a small white lie to tell her, you find yourself weaving together a detailed story about your grandmothers funeraldespite the fact that your dear grandma is still alive and well.
This story is going to be nearly impossible to stick with into the futureunless youre a real master of misrepresentation. Not simply is it insensitive to others who are actually coping with loss, but youll likewise find yourself in a real bind if and when you really do have to attend that funeral.
If you cant be fully transparent about your job search, its better to simply state that youre taking a personal day.
2. Blaming a Mistake on a Nonexistent Illness
You go stumbling into the office nearly two hours late. When your colleagues inquire about where you were, you blame your lateness on an illness that you dont actually havejust so you can avoid admitting that you slept straight through your alarm.
Needless to say , not only is this once again insensitive, but its also bound to bring up numerous issues for you.
Chances are, you dont know the details of the illness that you staked your allegation onwhich means you arent well informed all of the symptoms, triggers, and other important things youd be in the loop on if you were actually coping with that ailment. So, rest assured, your fact will be uncovered eventually.
3. Touting Skills You Dont Really Have
In an effort to gain some additional credibility in the office, you jump in on a conversation about Excel and brag about your own spreadsheet mastery.
So, when your boss goes across an entire Excel workbook that needs some major help, he dumps the project on your desk. The difficulty? In reality, you barely know how to add two cells together.
Your lie now has you stuck between a rock and a hard placeyou can either admit that you really dont know how to do this project, or invest all of your energy, try, and late nighttimes into learning the ins and outs of Excel. Patently, neither of those options are desirable.
While it can be seducing to pad your qualifications or embellish your abilities a little bit in the workplace, this is yet another one of those instances when integrity is truly the best policy.
4. Attributing Missed Work to Computer Problems
A deadline completely fell from your radar, and now theres no way youll get that proposal wrapped up in time. In the interest of saving face, you tell your boss that you almost had it done when suddenly your computer moved haywire.
This is the adult equivalent to that classic the dog eat my homework condone. But, do you know whats going to happen in response to your complaints about computer issues?
Well, chances are good that your IT department will arrive to take a lookonly to find that your computer is in tip-top shape. So, unless youre willing to sabotage yourself by dumping coffee all over your keyboard or readily accepting every popup that were presented( which isnt recommended, by the way ), your tower of lies is going to come crashing down.
Listen, had I confessed to my co-workers about my perm faux pas, all likely wouldve been promptly forgiven. But, these other lies? Theyre not quite as harmless as a bad whisker period, and your colleagues might not be so ready and willing to move on from them.
Yes, it is feasible to tempting to fabricate some tales in the office in order to preserve your ego or save your reputation. However, in the end, its always better to defy that recommend and tell the truthno matter how tough it can feel in the heat of the moment.
And, what happens if my cautionary narration is a little too late and you find yourself caught smack dab in the middle of a lie? Follow these steps to offer an explanation with just as much poise and professionalism as possible.