Big news( literally ): like J.K. Simmons before him, it appears that Jeff Bezos is jacked now.
Images have emerged of the Amazon CEO seeming slightly more muscular than usual at this week’s Allen and Company Sun Valley Conference in Idaho.
And the internet, which has long taken those who are interested in “public figures who appear different than they did before, ” is cracking gags like Jeff Bezos probably cracks a fresh free-range egg from Whole Meat into his morning omelet.
Particularly Matt Drudge.
We don’t know about “bionic man, ” but that sure is a nice( and very angular) performance vest.
Who will be the next bald celebrity who kind of looks like he could’ve been in Whiplash to get jacked? Stay tuned, we suppose.