1. Denim Shorts
There is nothing worse than indicating up to a darty in what you thought was your best casual raging getup of all time simply to find that an entire pledge class is wearing the exact same denim shorts as you. Regardless of weather, denim shorts are a spring staple. Generally, girls who only get dressed before noon to drinking Franzia in someone’s front yard are the ones who are snatching up all of the good Daisy Dukes before the rest of “the worlds” is even thinking about baring their legs. To avoid looking like you’re wearing a uniform( which is only acceptable if you’re Blair Waldorf circa 2007 ), try vintage shorts. If you’re incapable of determining anything decent while vintage browse, or the believed to be picking through a bunch of thrifted clothes builds you want to vom, take the easy way out and grab a pair from Urban Outfitters. Every pair is uniquely distressed, so even if someone else is wearing them, it won’t is so very noticeable
2. Bomb Sunnies
Every betch has mourned the loss of an expensive pair of sunnies that mysteriously disappeared during a darty blackout. For most, these are Ray-Ban aviators. RIP. Quay Australia builds the perfect sunglasses for daging, because they’re cool AF but like, $100 less than Ray Proscription, so having to replace them twice a season isn’t as devastate.( BTW, it’s pronounced “key” not “kway.” Figure your shit out .)
3. Jean Jacket
If you’re planning to darty on a chill period, don’t reaching for the green utility jacket you wore to every day drink celebration under 70 degrees last year. This year, a denim jacket should be your go-to. Like stripperish hair extensions, monogramming is a slippery-ass gradient. However, Madewell monograms denim jackets, which might make for a pretty sick Instagram, so I approve.
4. Crossbody Bag
Alan from carried a satchel for blackout intents, just as the momma of your best friend group carries a crossbody purse fitted with lip products and Fireball snips for the crew. If you happen to be the responsible one of your best friend, opt for a bag that can take a bit of a beat.( Because realistically, you’re still not that responsible, and is very likely to get drunk and leave everyone’s shit at like, Chipotle or something .) Leave your expensive AF designer bag at home and throw your roommate’s charger in your cheaper, but still dope, blackout bag.
5. Shift Dress
The best part about spring is that you can literally just roll out of couch, throw on a flowy dress, put your mane in a messy braid and call it a day. A transformation dress is totally ideal because everyone will think you’re a girly betch who has their own lives together enough to wear a dress to a darty, when realistically you’re just thinking ahead so you can dive into whatever is being barbecued without bloating noticeably. Plus, if you get drunk enough to decide to go to a bar subsequently in the night but are too hammered to pick a completely new getup, just change your shoes. Without getting too
cringey Carrie Bradshaw on you( a betch would never get dumped via Post-It note ), you really can’t go wrong with a little black dress.